Something The Legend Of Something : Part 17 : The Zombie Panda

The Zombie Panda
This book is the seventeenth book in Something The Legend Of Something . It is a story that goes off of the base storyline of the series, and focuses mainly on a man eating panda .

Script
By : ThymeWarp7

Dan and Julie had recently gotten married and decided to go to China for their honeymoon. They took a trail in the wilderness to see the animals of China . They walked off the trail, and came to a little cave. There was a sign near the cave that read "Go in." Dan said, "Let's follow that sign!" Said Dan, and they walked into the cave. Too bad they didn't see the second sign that read, "Or die."

Julie walked into the cave first. She was also the first to spot the little panda. "Look Dan! That is one adorable panda." Said Julie. The little panda got up and waddled towards Julie. Dan was watching now. He said, "Come here you little ball of fuzz!" By now, Julie was holding the panda. Dan and Julie both said, "Awww!" And then, by suprise, the little cute panda's eyes turned red, and he leaped out of Julie's arms and bit Dan's head! He screamed as he was devoured by the zombie panda! Julie was next. She had no time to escape before the panda swallowed her whole! Then the now large and fat zombie panda put on his goo-goo eyes and laid down to wait for his next victim/meal.

As for Dan and Julie, they came out the other end. But that's another story which will not be told. They bought a house in Massachusetts, and pretended the whole panda incident never happened. But it did. And today, the zombie panda, still lurks in the wilderness, just waitiing for his next feast.

THE END!